interesting corporate lessons !!!!

CORPORATE LESSON # 1
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up
her shower & the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over
who should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly
wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $ 800 just to drop
that towel that you have on". After thinking for a moment, the woman
drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. Bob has a close look
at her for a few seconds, hands over $800 and quietly leaves.
Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps
back up in the towel and goes upstairs.
When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower
"Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.
"Great,"
the husband says, "did he say anything about the $! 800 he owes me?"
MORAL OF THE STORY: Share critical credit information with your
stakeholders to prevent avoidable exposure!

CORPORATE LESSON # 2
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road,
he stopped and offered her a lift which she gladly accepted. She got
in and crossed her legs,> forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely
leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After
controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun
looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" The
priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to
remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her
leg.
Further on, while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" Once again the
priest apologized.
"Sorry sister, but the mind is weak." Arriving at the convent, the
nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way. On his
arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and
looked up psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth and seek; further up, you will
find glory.">
MORAL OF THE STORY: Always be well informed in your job; or, you might
miss great opportunities!

CORPORATE LESSON # 3
There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a
French, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the
bottle, a genie appears.
Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he said,
"Next to you! all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a
wish. When you run
towards the pool and jump, you shout What you want the pool of water
to become, then your wish will come true."
The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted WINE".
The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was
so happy swimming and drinking from the pool. Next is the Russian's
turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and immersed himself into
a pool of vodka.
The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so
contented with his beer pool. The last is the American. He was running
towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped
towards the pool and shouted, "SHIT!!!!!!!.........">
MORAL OF THE STORY: Mind your language, you never know what it will
land you in.

CORPORATE LESSON #4
A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to
a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder
lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says,"Normally,
one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one
wish each"
So the eager senior manager shouted, I want the first wish. I want to
be in the Bahamas,on a fast boat and have no worries. "Pfufffff, and
he was gone. Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted
" I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and
cocktails. "Pfufffff, and he was also gone.

The boss calmly said, " I want these two idiots back in the office
after lunch ".

MORAL OF THE STORY: Never forget that whatever you do you are not away
from the notice of your boss.